Noxious Assault
38SituationalSorcery
Phyrexia: All Will Be One
2HG Rating
38/100
Loses value in 2HG: poison / infect, team anthem.
- −8Poison / infect
A 2HG team loses at 15 poison counters rather than 10, so infect clocks are slower than the raw numbers suggest.
- −4Team anthem
Anthems only pump creatures you control — your teammate's board is untouched, so they're worse than they look.
Ratings start at a neutral 50 and are adjusted by rules derived from 2HG's structure — shared 60 life, shared turns, two opponents. They'll be recalibrated against real play rates once teams start submitting decklists.
Oracle text
Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller gets a poison counter.
Legality
Plays well beside it
Fits the same colour identity — good candidates for your teammate's deck.
Suggestions are characteristic-based for now. Once teams submit pairings, this becomes a real co-occurrence score: played in X% of teams whose partner deck runs Noxious Assault.